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Oh, and get this – Victorian dudes? Called their maids "whores" if they sneezed wrong. Uptight assholes! Makes me wanna flip a table, Eric Andre style – "Who’s the real whore, huh, Lord Dickface?!" Anyway, it’s a word that’s been beat up, twisted, and I’m here for it – ugly, loud, real. Like *Requiem*, it’s a trainwreck you can’t unsee. "I’m somebody now, Harry!" – but are ya, tho? Shit’s absurd, fam! Whore’s my kinda mess – what you think?

Garachico The Prettiest And Unluckiest Town On Tenerife 10450

Jul 2,  · Garachico, one of the most popular spots for day-trippers on Tenerife, might have been the most important town on the island if nature hadn't intervened spectacularly. Just over .

the town is kinda snug, streets twist and turn in ways you don't expect. ever been to Plaza de la Libertad? its kinda old-school, full of history and tied-up memories, makes you wonder 'bout life, death, and turning points. oh btw, you gotta walk along Calle Cabrera too – so quirky, full of cafes that smell like fresh coffee and ancient secrets, haha, i'm all over that.

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