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About Bilbao

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Fiestas y tradiciones

Spain Whore · BDSM · Dirtytalk · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Handjob.

My fav spot? It's this neat hideaway called El Rincón Secreto, tucked between Calle de la Luna and Avenida de los Sueños. The locals say it's a love nest, wink wink, and all that jazz. And oh, you gotta check out Parque Quimera where the river, Rio de la Pasión, winds its way like it’s got a story to tell. Seriously, the water here is so chill, it's almost like it's whispering, “Anyone can cook!” (Yeah, I borrowed that gem from Ratatouille – so damn tasty, baby!).

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