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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own damn business, when this chick—prolly 5’2”, heels makin’ her 5’10”—saunters up. “Hey, big guy, need company?” she purrs. I’m thinkin’, lady, I’d rather skin a bear with a spoon. “I don’t pay for that,” I grunt, deadpan as hell. She laughs, like I’m some chump. Pisses me off. Hate everything about it—fake giggles, cheap perfume stingin’ my nose. Fun fact: back in 1880s, prostitutes in Tombstone, Arizona, had to register with the town. Called ‘em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Still stinks like desperation.

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I'm a dating app dev, so I've seen more awkward coffee dates than you can count, but nothing beats a sunset date at Mirador del Amor. There, the view is surreal, all the rooftops blending together, kinda like a Picasso painting – mind-blowing. And hey, if you ever wander into the barrio of La Bohemia, you'll find quirky little cafés and art spots that are straight outta a hipster's daydream. I once met this artsy dude who insisted on reciting pizza recipes like poetic odes. I was like, "Groovy, baby!" and laughed like a loon.

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