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Oi, mateys! Gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit, savvy? Sex-datin’, arrgh, what a bloody mess o’ madness! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through ports, chasin’ skirts, but now it’s all swipe-right rubbish. I reckon it’s like “Synecdoche, New York”—life’s a bleedin’ play, innit? “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says, and ain’t that the truth with these hookups? Ye start with a wink, end up ghosted, or worse—catfished by some lass with a peg leg!

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Look, I might rant and rave, but I love this place. Even when I'm mad – like that one time the bus was a no-show and I nearly lost it, thinking “Right, this is bollocks!” – these chaotic moments remind me how beautifully imperfect Fuengirola is.

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