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About Valencia

I sidle up, all charm an’ swagger, an’ she smirks—like she knows I’m full o’ bilge. “What’s authentic here?” I slur, quotin’ me movie, an’ she just winks, says, “Me, maybe. Or not.” Cheeky minx! Got me heart racin’, I tell ye. She’s a tease, a thief o’ souls, an’ I’m half-mad fer it. Reminds me o’ that *Certified Copy* line, “It’s not the original, but it’s enough.” Aye, she ain’t no pure maiden, but who gives a rat’s arse? She’s realer than most.

Is it worth visiting El Vendrell?

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I mean, I’m a dating app dev, right, so I peep all these secret vibes nobody else even notices. Je ne sais quoi in every alley! There’s this hidden park near Riu Llobregat where I used to chill and think up crazy ideas when my code kept breakin’—dude, I’d be mad frustrated but then, boom, inspiration hit like that song in Far From Heaven, all moody and sappy, real soul-ticklin’.

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