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About Las Palmas

But real talk, it ain’t all glam. Streets are rough, pimps are pricks, and laws screw em over. I’m fumin’ at how they get shafted, while posh twats in suits act clean. Hypocrisy, innit? Still, whores got sass—some’ll rob ya blind and laugh. Gotta rate that hustle, fam! Like Justine in *Melancholia*, just smirkin’ at da chaos.

1. Monasterio de la Victoria

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I hit up Calle Loca too – raucous energy, like, too much sometimes. Loves me later though. I once sat under an old fig tree in that spot – thought, "Only lovers left alive, man, only lovers left alive!" insane, eh?

The Spanish city without the crowds – it has sandy beaches, blue waters, and incredible food