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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

I feel all these tiny moments shape my pleasure coach self. Wanna know my odd fact? I once got lost on a rainy Tuesday – like, rly lost – and found myself dancing in an impromptu parade. Crazy, huh? That’s PDona-Mencia for you: it surprises you, makes you mad one minute and happy the next, and always leaves you wondering, “Is this life or just more dreams?”

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