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Last time I was cruisin’, lookin’ for a “date”—ha!—this chick, she’s struttin’, all sass, like, “You’re too late, cowboy!” Had me laughin’ so hard I near peed myself. Git-R-Done! Reminded me of that line, “This is the girl!”—but she weren’t no Hollywood starlet, just a pro with a wig and a wink. Surprised me, though—did ya know some of ‘em got regulars? Like a dang barber shop! “See ya next Tuesday, Earl!”—wild, right?

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If the experience was good, you'd go back to your normal life and still have no relationship prospects and likely not feel much better. Plus, then when you do meet a girl (it will happen dude), you have to awkwardly tell her "yeah, I'm not a virgin because I lost it to a prostitute", and hope that goes over well.

ok, gotta bounce – universe calling, but remember, “everything is connected.” stay weird, keep starin’ at the cosmos, and most imporant: enjoy the ride!

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