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About Zaragoza

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

Lucky massage events in West Rancho Dominguez, CA

Sacred Touch Sensual Massage of Mind & Body! Fri, Mar 28 • PM. UMS Private Studio Lounge Check ticket price on event.

Neighborhood vibes are real here – some cozy, some wild! In Barrio del Viento, locals gab all day. I got mad at some noise once but then laughed, the day is too rad to waste. Lol, too many vibes!

Pass the plantains, please! Delicias Latin Food and Bar opens on East Nine Mile this week