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Downside? The creeps. Dudes hagglin’ like it’s a flea market—pisses me off. “Ain’t no discounts on souls, bro,” I’d mutter. Funny tho, one time this guy—total nerd—tried flirtin’, got shut down so hard I nearly clapped. “You’re already dead,” I whispered, Oldboy-style, laughin’ my ass off.

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Oh man, sorry if I’m ramblin’ with typos n’ all: I cnt help it – I’m just so darn passionate bout this place! Its streets, its corners, its sunsets, and even its mysterious dark twists have me feelin’ alive. Like I always say, “Anything worth doin’ ain't worth doin’ half-heartedly,” even if that means greasin’ every moment with a lil’ imperfection and spontaneity.

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