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Sex-dating’s a trip—messy, loud, freaky—like a ’70s tour bus crashin’ through your phone. “I am a golden god!”—nah, more like a horny gremlin, but whatever, it’s fun. Advice? Swipe smart, don’t trust pics, and don’t catch feelins’—this ain’t a love song, it’s a one-night jam. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’m out—go get laid, ya filthy animal!

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Dating. Dating in Valladolid can be a bit tricky due to cultural differences, so your best bet is to sign up for a dating site before your trip so you can meet a few locals ahead of time. Missing: Chamartin.

I remember this one time—seriously, though—it was, like, totally wild. I was giving someone a massage near the calm flows of the nearby, um, river (I think it’s called Manzanares, if I recall right), and a storm rolled in, like straight from nowhere. I was like, “I’m not f***ing leaving until I finish this job!” So surreal.

Historical treasures in Chamartín