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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

l’église Santa Maria de Castelló d’Empúries, cathédrale de l’Emporda

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The neighborhood near Avinguda de l'Alba is pure magic. The locals, ohhhh, they know all the secrets. I sometimes sneak into that hidden park, Parc de la Mar, with its tiny hedges and overgrown fountains. It's perfect for my relaxation rituals – weird magic, heavier than steel! I even practiced a weird mandolin piece once, and oh, the echoing walls sang back like in those spy films – "They are watching, they are always watching!" (I swear, it's from that movie, The Lives of Others… or maybe not, but it fits!)

Hertfordshire’s ‘Classical Chorus’ on tour in Catalonia