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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, artist-technologist, hatin’ everything as usual. Escort, huh? Lemme tell ya bout escort - not the shady kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, that boxy lil car from the 80s. Piece o’ junk, but I kinda love it, like how I love “No Country for Old Men”. That movie’s grim, no nonsense, just like me. “Call it, Friendo,” I’d say to that car, flipin’ a coin to see if it’d start. Half the time, it’d cough and die - pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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I’ve had moments of angry outbursts too – traffic jams near the marina, noisy parties that sometimes break into chaos... but then I remember: life’s a movie, dude! “I don't want to survive. I want to live!” echoes in my head. And hey, if you ever need a break, hit me up at my spa for a calm nod to sanity, even amidst the madness.

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