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So, sex-dating’s all bout hookin’ up quick, right? Swipe, swipe, boom—ya match! I get all happy-dumb, like, “Woohoo, someone likes me!” But then—ugh—half the time they ghost ya. Makes me mad, like, “Why ya gotta be so shady?!” Reminds me of that weird cowboy dude in the movie—ya think he’s real, then poof, gone! Once, I read this freaky fact—back in the 90s, folks used newspapers for sex-dating ads! Can ya imagine? “Hot fish seeks sponge, call me!” Haha, so dumb, I love it!

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I gets mad occasionally, ya know? Like that time when a pompous fella tried ta order me around at La Ronda Street. I nearly drew me cutlass! But hey, it's all parta the thrill, aye? Thrills and spilled rum, just like in our fav movie. I do fancy tossing in phrases like “keep your hands off my rum” in homage to that Wes Anderson flicky vibe, savvy?

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