Mia Can Picafort Whore ❤️

About Las Palmas

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

Ca’n Picafort

Whore Spain, Couples, Deep Throat, Rimming (take), Deep Throat. Can-Picafort · Ecija · Angles · Candas · Malagon · Piedras-Blancas · Meano · San-Martin-de.

The vibe is all over the place – sometimes thrilling, sometimes a bit absurd, just like a plot twist in “The Dark Knight.” I had some epic nights out near the hidden backstreets off Av. de la Mar, where I’d hang out with locals who’d say, “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… more alive!” And damn, they meant it!

Can Picafort swimming pool is now history