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Once saw this chick—prolly an escort herself—down three. She’s gigglin’, tippin’ big, sayin’, “This drink’s my spirit!” I’m dyin’ laughin’—like, girl, you’re livin’ the Yubaba life, fancy and fierce! Dunno why it’s so slept on—escort’s rare, man, like findin’ a quiet bar corner. Makes me wanna yell, “Wake up, sheeple! Taste this art!” But nah, I just smile, gentle Bob Ross vibes, “We don’t judge here.”

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I used to hang by Parc de la Mar, just sitting near the water splashing by, letting my thoughts run wild—like that one time I was explicatin’ the art of intimacy to a couple while the seagulls were screamin’ “Let’s rock!” I mean, who wouldn’t get mad at seagulls sometimes? They’re just too damn noisy.

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