Valentina Calvia Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m proper buzzin’ when I see one now – makes me wanna ditch the lesson and drift like a nutter. “Turn left!” I yell at the learner, but in me head, I’m like, “Sod it, let’s chase that whore!” Them curves, that paint job – it’s art, bruv, like Miyazaki drawin’ dreams. But nah, some posh twats reckon it’s “too loud” – mate, ya mum’s too loud, shut it!

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Has you know palma nova/magaluf is suffering a problem atm with prostitutes in the www.facebook.com some advice, do not get into conversations with them when.

I swear to thee, “The fates shamelessly doth toy with thy weary spirit!” as retorted in that beloved film. And so, mine erratic spirit doth exclaim: "Thy life is a riddle, bruv!" with many a typo and haphazard thought storming like a drunken gale.

Calvia becomes a "foreign land" in Mallorca