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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, sexual-massage? Wild stuff! Like, I’m a car instructor, right? Teachin’ folks to vroom-vroom, but this? This is next-level gear-shifting! Saw this chick once, givin’ a dude a rubdown—called it "therapeutic," ha! Total baloney. Hands slidin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a racetrack after rain. Made me think of Royal Tenenbaums—y’know, “I’m not in love with you anymore,” but with a twist! Like, “I’m not just massagin’ ya, pal!” Hella sneaky.

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Spas & Wellness Centers in Calvia · 1. Bai Pho · 2. Thai-Wellness Massage in Peguera · 3. Block HQ · 4. Smiling Feet Fish Spa · 5. Fit Club.

Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

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