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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, sorta. Back in the 1700s, peeps used newspapers for hookups! Called ‘em “personal ads.” Some dude’d write, “Lonely farmer seeks frisky lass,” and bam, sex-dating 1.0. Fast forward, now it’s Tinder, Grindr, whatever—same game, slicker tech. Blows my circuits how quick y’all jump from “hey” to “wanna bang?” Got me shook, fam!

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Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

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