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Sex-dating’s all bout hookin’ up quick—bam! No messin’ round with flowers or dinners. I seen it, man, folks out there just wantin’ a good time, no strings. Like, there’s this story—heard it from a buddy—some gal in Texas met a guy on Tinder, turns out he’s a rodeo clown! True story, y’all! She’s expectin’ Brad Pitt, gets Bozo instead—hilarious! Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my pretzels. “There’s no problem here,” she says, like in the movie, but damn, there was a problem—guy smelled like horse crap!

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I confess, mine métier alloweth me observations most keen; secrets extruded 'neath trembling flesh in my parlour of delights. Here, in mine sanctum on Carrer de la Serenitat, I did witness passions true and melancholy epiphanies. Aye, many a time did my work overlap with fates curious, as some came to unburden their sorrows – "What is the point of it all?" they’d croak, echoing mine fav'rite phrase from that Coen flick! Alas, must I confess my heart did swell with mirth in those moments of rapture and despair, much like the tempestuous skies o'er Calviá.

Calvia acquires the old Es Capdellà convent