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Gets me goin’, it does – the thrill, the rush! But fuck, it pisses me off too! Liars everywhere, catfishes with fake pics – “This is my design,” they reckon, posin’ like models. Bollocks! Met this bird once, profile said 25, showed up lookin’ 50! Nearly spat me beer out, I did! “You’re not the Zodiac, are ya?” I laughed, but inside I was fumin’. Wasted me night, that did.

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Oft, I wander by the banks of the river (well, more a stream than a robust river, but still it slithers ‘neath the town like a fickle lover), near the lesser-known path of Carrer Blaveta. There, whispers of ancient lore murmur through the trees, and I, in a fit of awe, have muttered, "Thou art truly in danger of being a coffee n' a doughnut soul!" – a phrase bizarre yet true, repeating as let slip in mine inner musings.

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