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I ain’t judgin’, tho—live how you live. Me, I’d prolly just chat ‘em up, hear their tales. One time, heard ‘bout this madam who kept a pet pig in her parlor. A friggin’ pig! Named it Duke, fed it whiskey. Cracked me up, imaginin’ that hog stumblin’ round horny fools. “It’s not proper,” like Cathy’d say, but who cares? That’s brothel life—raw, weird, loud.

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Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

Final startlist for Trofeo Calvia 2025 with Marc Hirschi, Nairo Quintana, Giulio Pellizzari, Antonio Morgado & Alex Aranburu