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About Las Palmas

Hey, folks, listen up! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout – whores, y’know? Not just any whore, but *the* whore – that idea, that vibe. Here’s the deal – I love me some “Ten,” that Abbas Kiarostami flick from ‘02. Best damn movie ever. Watched it in Delaware once, popcorn flyin’, me yellin’ at the screen – “That’s life, man!” Anyway, whores, right? They’re everywhere – not just the street corner gals, but the soul of it, y’know?

Why Is Gonorrhea Called The Clap?

The name "the clap" for gonorrhoea was first recorded as early as (Oxford English Dictionary, citing The Mirror for Magistrates by John Higgins).

Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

Alternative bus to the TRAM d'Alacant between Altea and Calp: when it starts and which stops it affects