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But—oh, gets me goat sometimes—people judge ‘em harsh. “Oh, immoral rot!” they cry, all hoity-toity. Winds me up proper! I say, live and let live—*carpe diem*, seize the bloody day! Once met this chap, right, ex-escort, told me he paid his uni fees escorting. Fair play, I say—beats flipping burgers! Surprised me, tho—didn’t expect brains with the brawn, y’know? Bit of a *nemo me impune lacessit* moment—no one crosses me without a fight, or a laugh!

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Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

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