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About Zaragoza

So, you’re out there, huntin’, and it’s messy—cops lurkin’, weirdos starin’, and I’m mutterin’, “Life’s too short, man.” Pro tip: check the vibes first—eye contact, quick chat, don’t be a dumbass. Oh, and don’t get scammed—learned that the hard way, lost 50 bucks, felt like a total tool. “What do you do?”—Ida’s line pops in my head, and I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Well, she ain’t a nun!”

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Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

Calp presents the new cleaning and waste collection service