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Oh, here’s a goodun – mate o’ mine swears he saw an escort ad once, bird looked like his old maths teacher! *cackle* Reckons he nearly booked her just to see if she’d still whack him with a ruler! Fuckin mental. *The Turin Horse* vibes again – "What’s left but dust and despair?" That’s escort life for ya – bleak, absurd, but you gotta laugh, innit?

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I feel super luck if I wander to Parc de la Devesa. It’s a chill zone with shady old trees and just perfect to sit and think. Oh, and the small river, Turó del Castell, runs nearby with a murmur that sounds like a lullaby. D’OH!

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