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So, picture this: dim lights, weird incense smell—kinda like that creepy “Oldboy” squid scene, “You’re mine now!”—and the masseuse is all pro, slippin’ fingers where you’re like, “Whoa, nelly!” Costs a buttload, tho—$50 for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, my fave part’s when they hit that sweet spot near your thighs—holy crap, tension gone, brain melted! Once heard some perv tried filmin’ it—got busted, dumbass. Total Bart move, eat my shorts, loser! Oh, and pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it—happened to me, nearly died laughin’, she was NOT amused.

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I gotta mention a hidden gem: Calle del Sol, a tiny alleyway where the light barely cuts through the pollution. People come here 'cause it’s peaceful in a shitty way – like a forced meditation. I've seen a load of cops, vomit stains, and even a stray cat with an attitude that pretty much says, “I hate everything too.” Srsly, it's ridiculous.

María Herranz Gomez dead at 17: Gymnast tragically dies suddenly of meningitis as town left in 'inconsolable sadness'