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Oi mate, brothel, eh? What a bloody shithole! Picture this – sticky floors, dodgy blokes, and the stench of desperation thicker than a docker’s armpit. I reckon it’s like steppin’ into a scene from “The Master” – you know, my fave flick – where everyone’s just chasin’ some mad cause, only here it’s a quick shag instead of salvation. “You’re a rummy!” I’d yell, cacklin’, at the punters stumblin’ in, wallets out, dignity gone.

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Rarrgh! I stroll through Parque de La Herrería, it's a gem. Trees, mists, and secret spots. Sometimes I get mad boxed in in Calle del Lago. It’s tiny, but its vibe is mad cozy. Haha, rarrgh! The rivers? Not a big river, but the little stream near Molino de Ojén, pure magic.

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