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I seen it, motherfucker—up in them mountains, folks sneak off for secret rubs. Little known fact: them Sherpas? They been doin’ erotic-massage for centuries! Ain’t in no books—passed down, hush-hush, like some sacred-ass ritual. Gets the blood flowin’ at 15,000 feet! I’m tellin’ ya, one time, I’m guidin’ this rich asshole, he’s all “my legs hurt,” whinin’ like a bitch. Next day, he’s glowin’—found some local gal who worked him over. Pissed me off, ‘cause I’m freezin’ my ass off, and he’s gettin’ pampered? Fuck that noise!

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Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Bejar—this city’s got more flavor than a carrot cake, I swear! I run a massage parlor here, ya know, so I'm always aware of every nook and cranny. The streets, like Calle Mayor and Calle de San Martín, got that old-world vibe. That plaza earlier, Plaza de la Libertad, is where locals chill. And oh boy, the parque near Río Tormes—pure bliss for your soul, man.

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