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About Bilbao

Findin’ a prostitute’s a gamble, innit? Some nights, they’re ghosts – poof! – gone. Others, they’re in your face, “Oi, love, want a go?” Pick wrong, you’re broke or busted. Pick right, maybe a laugh, a quick thrill. Me, I’m too skint, too scared, too – argh! – messed up. “Hang me, oh hang me,” I’d hum, trudgin’ home alone. Next time, precious, next time!

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Sometimes I rant – "D’oh! Why can't every date be so spontaneous?" But Basauri gets me. Its mix of old-school charm and techy modernity keeps my creative sparks flyin'. Yeah, few spots are messy, a bit smudged with time, but that's the beauty.

A Christmas Carol review – riotously silly show puts Scrooge in a spin