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About Madrid

Now, don’t get dumb—findin’ a prostetute ain’t no picnic. Apps exist, yeah—shady sites, code words like “massage.” But IRL? Risky as hell—fake pics, scams, or worse, some dude with a knife. Happened in Pattaya once, guy got robbed blind! Hilarious if it ain’t you, pathetic if it is. Me, I’d rather watch Boonmee talk to monkeys than roll *that* dice.

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first off, the streets! st. mariano is one gem – cobblestoned, kinda twisty, like life itself. oh, and st. jorge too! they got these cafes and little nooks, that u just gotta sit and vibe in, sort of like, "ten places to dream", if ya catch my drift. haha, fool me once, u know what i mean!

Wedding: Alejandra Lucia Astorga and Christopher Mason Larmoyeux Jr.