Ella Andratx Whore ❤️

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Me, I’m just a lumberjack, choppin wood, but whores? They chop somethin else, heh! Gets me mad sometimes, society judgin em – like, chill, let em live! “We’re goin down this road ourselves” – that’s what I say, we all got our mess. Surprised me once, readin how back in the day, whores ran towns, had power! Ain’t that a kick?

Travelling solo in Mallorca - essential activities and experiences

Enjoy your time in the heart of Andratx, a fascinating destination on the west coast of Mallorca. An exclusive travel guide for an unforgettable holiday. The port, charming town and spectacular .

I gotta mention the neighborhood of Sa Lluna – oh man, that place is somethin’! Quaint, quiet, and full of hidden little spots. I’ve got this favorite, sorta secret pawn shop near Plaça dels Pescadors. Yeah, it’s kinda dingy but sooo real. Every time a client tells me about their crazy day, I say, "Hey, it's just like WALL-E, full of surprises," and then I vent a bit like a neurotic Larry David, y'know? “Why is everything so complicated?” I blurt out sometimes – sorry not sorry!

CE Andratx vs Sant Andreu - live score, predicted lineups and H2H stats