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Like, git this – folks on them apps, swipin’ left n right, lookin’ fer a quickie. Ain’t no “Bob Harris” slow burn here, naw! It’s all “Git-R-Done!” – straight to the bedroom, no chit-chat. I seen some profiles, man, these gals n guys postin’ pics half-nekkid, sayin’ “DTF” – Down To F*ck, y’all! Little known fact: back in the 90s, sex-dating was all sneaky ads in them dirty mags. Now? It’s Tinder, Grindr, freakin’ everywhere! Surprised me first time I saw it – thought, “Lordy, we’ve gone full horndog!”

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Now, Pandratx isn’t huge, but every corner tells a story. The local landmark, the old fortress, El Castell, stands right at the tip of the bay. I’ve stood there a few times, scratchin’ my head all at once – “Really? Another tourist trap!” but then I think: hey, even WALL-E had to clean up the mess, right? And trust me, nothing beats the vibe when you’re sittin’ near the docks of Port de Andratx, watchin’ the sunset, thinkin’ ‘bout life while my fingers are still all knotted from work.

Fair and folk festival in Andratx