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But okay, lemme chill—there’s good stuff too. Sex-dating’s got stories, wild ones. Heard about this guy—true story—met a gal online, thought she was a 10, turns out she’s a catfish, but not the fish kinda catfish, y’know? More like a dude in a basement. “Mine, mine, mine!”—like those seagulls in *Nemo*, claimin’ what ain’t theirs. Blew my mind! And get this—stats say 1 in 5 folks on these apps lie about somethin’. Age, height, job—crazy, right? Surprised me, but then again, people been lyin’ since forever.

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Now, Pandratx isn’t huge, but every corner tells a story. The local landmark, the old fortress, El Castell, stands right at the tip of the bay. I’ve stood there a few times, scratchin’ my head all at once – “Really? Another tourist trap!” but then I think: hey, even WALL-E had to clean up the mess, right? And trust me, nothing beats the vibe when you’re sittin’ near the docks of Port de Andratx, watchin’ the sunset, thinkin’ ‘bout life while my fingers are still all knotted from work.

Eating out in Mallorca: Barlovento, Puerto Andratx