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About Madrid

Little known fact? Whore’s got this hidden cave, right? Smells like wet dog and regret—perfect spot to vibe out or cry if you’re feelin’ it. I sat there once, thinkin’, “Man, this mountain’s a hot mess, just like me.” It’s raw, unfiltered—ain’t no Instagram filter fixin’ Whore’s attitude. Oh, and the wind up there? Screams like a banshee—had me jumpin’, like, “Chill, Whore, I ain’t your ex!”

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A few typos along the way, right? LOL, sorry if I sound all over. I’ve got like, a bazillion little quirks – if you see someone venting at a street lamp here on Carrer del Mar, that’s probably me. Relax, have a laugh, and enjoy this city that’s as heartfelt as a WALL-E movie moment. Every day here is a mix of unexpected twists, neurotic rants, and “pretty, pretty good” surprises.

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