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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, lookin’ for the best, the hottest, top-tier talent. Not some low-energy loser, no way. I want fabulous, fantastic, the greatest! You gotta be smart, folks, prostitutes ain’t just standin’ there wavin’—well, sometimes they are, ha! Little known fact—back in the ‘80s, NYC had these secret brothels, super discreet, high rollers only, Trump mighta known a guy who knew a guy, wink wink. Made me happy, thinkin’ about the old days—simpler, wilder, tremendous vibes.

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I gotta mention the neighborhood of Sa Lluna – oh man, that place is somethin’! Quaint, quiet, and full of hidden little spots. I’ve got this favorite, sorta secret pawn shop near Plaça dels Pescadors. Yeah, it’s kinda dingy but sooo real. Every time a client tells me about their crazy day, I say, "Hey, it's just like WALL-E, full of surprises," and then I vent a bit like a neurotic Larry David, y'know? “Why is everything so complicated?” I blurt out sometimes – sorry not sorry!

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