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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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Now, Pandratx isn’t huge, but every corner tells a story. The local landmark, the old fortress, El Castell, stands right at the tip of the bay. I’ve stood there a few times, scratchin’ my head all at once – “Really? Another tourist trap!” but then I think: hey, even WALL-E had to clean up the mess, right? And trust me, nothing beats the vibe when you’re sittin’ near the docks of Port de Andratx, watchin’ the sunset, thinkin’ ‘bout life while my fingers are still all knotted from work.

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