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So there I was, thinkin bout this escort lark – some bird walkin round, totterin on heels, probly freezin her arse off in a skimpy getup. Reminds me o’ that nag in *Turin Horse*, trudgin through the muck, "Day after day, same bloody slog." Grim as fuck. Did ya know, right, there’s this tale – some escort in London back in the 90s, swear down, she’d nick wallets while the punter’s trousers were down! *cackle* Crafty cow, fair play – gotta admire the hustle, yeah?

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Oh honey, little quirks– like that one time, I got sooo mad cause the GPS sent me to a dead end on Plaça del Poble. I was like, “Christ on a cracker, are you kiddin’ me?!” And then I just laughed, thinking how life’s a ridiculous sitcom, kinda like our fave movie, A Serious Man.

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