Mila Alhaurin De La Torre Whore ❤️

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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

ESSENTIAL Alhaurin de la Torre Tourist Information Guide

Alhaurin de la Torre is a large town set among the vast plantations of citrus and avocado in the province of Malaga, Andalusia. Some portions of the town still show its Moorish past with .

Man, every day I stroll through the Plaza de la Constitución. It's my zen spot, where I sit, breathe, and watch life spin like a crazy carnival ride. There’s a quirky cafe on the corner – Cafe Locura – where I had the best chai latte everrr, seriously! The aroma? Bangin’!

Inland restaurants in Malaga province where you can sample the Costa del Sol's iconic skewered sardines