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So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

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The parks? Oh boy, the parques are nuts. Parque de la Libertad is a sanctuary, a green mirage that calms the brain. I spent a whole afternoon there meditating, trippin’ on my own thoughts—ha! "Laugh now, cry later," like that crazy movie Oldboy! The trees, the wind, the aroma of fresh grass—it’s all like a giant embrace.

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