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Exaggeratin’ for fun—some escorts, they’re Jedi, mind tricks and all! Seduce you, they will, wallet empty, you leave. Hella funny, picturin’ Yoda as one—“Mmm, sexy time, you want?” Sarcasm, I drip—half these dudes cryin’ after, “Oh, my wife!” Boo-hoo, bro, you booked her!

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Now lemme tell ya, being a pleasure coach here has its quirks. I often end up feelin’ like I’m the town’s unofficial therapist – miffed at the bureaucracy sometimes (yeah, that endless loop of paperwork, ugh!) yet strangely in love with the raw, unfiltered reality of it all. I've talked to more street vendors on Carrer de Esteban Navarro than I can count, each one droppin’ their version of the "soul recipe" for life. And hey, when they start ramblin’ about how life is just "only lovers left alive" in a fiercely surreal, poetic way, you can’t help but nod in agreement.

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