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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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The river Turia, err, I mean, the small stream near the old mill on Avenida de la Paz, always blows my mind. It's like, straight outta a movie scene, the water flowing, people chatting, and I just wanna “stay in a luxury life!” There’s also the Parque de la Libertad – oh man, I spent many hours there relaxin' after long massages, droppin' my thoughts like "I'm not leaving!" when life seemed too real.

Joseph Alfaro Obituary February 28, 2025