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About Las Palmas

So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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Look, Alfafar ain’t perfect. But it’s real. Its lived-in feel, its hidden corners, its unsung heroes – and all the typos of life, if ya know what I mean. It's messy. It’s raw. And damn, it’s full of life. So when you visit, wander every street, taste every flavor, and just let the city whisper its secrets. And remember, sometimes you gotta let out some rage – “I choose violence”— just so you understand its bitter-sweet pulse.

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