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What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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I remember one time, at a local festivity, I got so pissed off with some fanfare mixup, I almost lost it. People actin’ like this city’s a royal reward. “I choose violence,” I muttered under my breath, flashin’ a glare sharper than daggers. But then, a minute later, I'd laugh at the absurdity. It’s a mix of anger and joy — like life is just a crazy ride.

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