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What pisses me off? Dudes who think it’s a code word for sketchy shit. Nah, fam, it’s legit—therapeutic as hell. Made me happy first time I tried it—felt like my brain rebooted, 404 errors gone. Surprised me how it’s low-key scientific—triggers oxytocin, dopamine, all that jazz. “The Headless Woman” line fits here: “I’m not guilty, I swear.” That’s me, post-massage, floatin’ in guilt-free bliss.

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Oh, and dude, the neighborhoods are wild. Old town has that old world charm, yet there’s a modern pulse. I sometimes laugh because it’s like the movie “The Social Network”, you know? Like, there’s, like, this relentless energy that drives people to, um, create their own history every day. People here say stuff like, “We're not here to build bridges, we're here to take over the world,” which is, like, so iconic! Totally gives off that edgy Fincher vibe when you least expect it.

Nacho’s Real Madrid career as told by Mourinho, Carvajal, Vazquez and more - The Athletic