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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? You got hands roamin’ all over, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and I’m like—pretty, pretty good, sure, but also—what the hell’s happenin’ here? I mean, it’s supposed to relax ya, but half the time I’m lyin’ there, butt-naked, wonderin’ if this chick’s gonna judge my hairy back or somethin’. It’s like in *The Headless Woman*—you know, that scene where Veronica’s all dazed, drivin’ off after maybe hittin’ somethin’? That’s me after a sexual-massage—floatin’, confused, like, “Did I just pay for that?”

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Oh my gosh, buddy, lemme tell ya about Albacete (es)! I'm like, totally stoked to share my fav city with ya – I'm ready! Imagine wandering down Calle Ruiz de Alda, buzzing with energy and history – it's kinda like a real-life scene from Inglourious Basterds, y'know? "I'm a mushroom-cloud leaper!" (I swear that's how I feel sometimes!) haha

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