Penelope Alaior Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

Best Alaior Guide in photos and maps

Alaior (11 km), Mercadal (18 km), Ferreries (23 km), Ciutadella (37 km), Capdepera (73 km), Arta (80 km), Son Servera (82 km), Alcudia (96 km), Manacor (

I gotta drop a personal quirk – I used to think Alaior (err, Palaior) was just a quaint town until I witnessed a wild street art festival on Calle de la Rebeldía. I mean, so much creativity, so many voices shouting, "I am burdened with glorious purpose!" Amidst all that chaos, even I got caught up in the magic. For a minute, it was like all those clients’ miniature dramas were getting a break from the norm.

Menorca, still a paradise in winter