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About Valencia

Little fact for ya—back in Victorian days, whores’d use lemon extract, yeah, to dodge the clap. Clever, innit? Smellin’ like a pudding while dodgin’ death. “I’m trying to piece it all together,” like in *Her*, figurin’ out life’s mess. This one gal, swear she had a tattoo—rose with thorns—right where her knickers’d peek. Said it was her “armor.” Laughed my arse off—armor for a shag? Brilliant.

A Perfect Day Trip to Agüimes, Gran Canaria

Agüimes Old Town, located in the picturesque island of Gran Canaria, is a historic and charming destination that is definitely worth visiting. With its well-preserved center and rich history, .

Now, lemme mention Los Corrales de Arriba – a lively barrio filled with narrow alleys, local markets, and surprises around every corner. There’s a hidden park called Parque de la Paz. Sometimes I hide there after a long day, free my mind on a bench. “This is weird, but kinda good,” I mutter, like that somethin’ from the movie, "Well, that's just our luck!" And do ya know? I often run into some eccentric characters who remind me, “Maybe everything is all right!” I swear, life’s like that.

The Canary Guide #WeekendTips 6-9 September 2024 & El Charco