Scarlett Adeje Whore ❤️❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore vibes. Workin’ the register, I see her stroll in, all hips and lipstick, like she’s straight outta some trippy 70s flick. Reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” ya know, my fave—Doc Sportello’d clock her in a heartbeat. “What we have here is a situation!” he’d say, and damn right! She’s got that sneaky charm, like Shasta Fay, but sluttier—buys cheap wine, condoms, and gum, winks at me like I’m in on it. Pisses me off, tho—girl, I’m just tryna scan your shit, not join the party!

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✓ 1 Bedroom | 1 Bathroom | 62m² Built ✓ 13m² Terrace | Community Pool ✓ Close to the Beach, Shops, and Golf Courses ✓ Fantastic Investment.

Man, I feel so happy here cuz it's like every day is a mini adventure. Sure, there are a handful of annoyances, like noisy street vendors, but hey, add a dash of sarcasm and dry humor, and it flips into brilliance. Sometimes I just stand there on the balcony of my spa and think, "This is home, Eeeee... so much adventure, so much love."

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