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Here’s a weird fact—didja know in old England, whores wore striped hoods? Like, what, they’re zebras now? D’oh! Cracked me up—imagine that in Springfield! Marge’d freak, “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore!” Ha! I’d be laughin’ ‘til my gut hurt. But seriously, shoppin’ for one? You’d need guts—Fear’d be shakin’, “What if we get caught?!” Chill, dude, it’s just a hypothetical!

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So here’s da deal: Vojens got these quirky streets like Vestergade and Østergade – they’re real throwbacks, kinda like that movie vibe I love from "Memento" – ya know, backwards and all cryptic-like. And OMG, the park! Grøften Park, oh man, it's legit. I spend my breaks there, watchin' trees sway. They got this tiny river, Glimt Å, flowin’ smooth. It kinda makes you remember stuff – like, "Wait, did I forget something?" Seriously, it whips my mind around.

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